GWAR's Really Important News!
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Today the mighty GWAR
announced they would be bringing the most insane spectacle in Rock 'n Roll
all the way from Antarctica to the Land of the Rising Sun. After 28 years of
relentless touring, recording and general mayhem, GWAR is finally
playing Japan!
"A lot of people think
we have played there already because of our album, Live at Mt. Fuji,"
said lead front-thing Oderus Urungus. "But that was in fact recorded in
the future!"
After playing the gigantic
Soundwave Festival in Australia, GWAR will travel north to play two exclusive
shows in Japan, where legions of GWAR fans have been waiting patiently
for years for their chance to die in the presence of their hulking metal
overlords. Their wishes shall at last come true on Thursday, March 6th at
Club Quattro in Osaka, Japan, and Friday, March 7th at Akasaka Blitz in
Tokyo.
Tickets for the shows will be
available during the Creative Man pre-sale January 13th - 17th.
There will also be a presale opportunity on Japan's most important metal
radio program "Power Rock Today" hosted by Masa Ito on January 18th.
The local Ticketmaster presale will run from January 19th - 24th
HERE and the general public on sale begins
January 25th. For more Japanese GWAR news, be sure to
follow @gwarjapanet on Twitter.
GWAR will bring their full show, featuring
all the carnage, spew, and metallic mayhem that has enslaved legions of fans
in North America and beyond. This of course means spontaneous beheadings
and disembowelments shall be the order of the day, and a bloody attack
by mutant cyborg Sawborg Destructo is sure to occur. GWAR will
certainly fight back with their pulsing spew-cannon, the Biledriver, and
Oderus has pledged to "blow wad everywhere" creating legions of
mutated sex slaves to spread the disease of GWAR across the entire
country. Even more alarming are the continued sightings of GWAR's
mighty pet Tyrannosaurus Rex, Gor-Gor, which have been coming ever closer to
the region.
"But the biggest reason
we are going there is to reward all of those loyal and patient Japanese GWAR
fans with what they have been yearning for in their blackest of dreams...an
actual GWAR show," proclaims Oderus Urnugus
SOUNDWAVE
FESTIVAL 2014
Japanese
Invasion:
3/6:
Osaka, Japan @ Club Quattro
3/7:
Tokyo, Japan @ Akasaka Blitz
CHECK OUT GWAR ON THE WEB
http://www.gwarjapan.net
ODERUS: http://twitter.com/therealoderus BALSAC: https://twitter.com/BalSacJoD
GWAR OFFICIAL: https://twitter.com/GWARofficial
GWAR Japan Twitter: https://twitter.com/GWARJAPANNET
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